What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:52

Still no good
Loons and Moons
Then came..
How can I decorate my house creatively?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
What happens to adults with Down syndrome when their parents can't look after them any more?
No go.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
What is the best TV to consider from an interior design perspective?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
What is your language's pangram?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Everyone loved it.
What is a real life example of the Streisand Effect?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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