What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Then came..

How can I decorate my house creatively?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the process of becoming an Evangelical preacher? Is attending seminary school necessary? How long does it typically take? Is it financially challenging?

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

What happens to adults with Down syndrome when their parents can't look after them any more?

No go.

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

What is the best TV to consider from an interior design perspective?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

What is your language's pangram?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Everyone loved it.

What is a real life example of the Streisand Effect?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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